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Post by Feather on Jun 7, 2010 21:13:19 GMT -5
Granted, but they know nothing else (they now have amnesia).
I wish that I had a very kind, friendly, dragon as a friend.
(Weird..but..let's go with it)
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Post by madf0x on Jun 7, 2010 21:16:39 GMT -5
((lol id be fine with that xD))
Granted, you get your dragon and it is absolutely adorable, so perfect in every way and everyone loves you more for having that awesomeness. Then a religious fanatic brutally slaughters it in front of your eyes and tries to kill you. In order to survive you had to hide inside your dead dragon's remains for 36 hours straight.
I wish I didnt have a basketball in my room
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Post by Feather on Jun 7, 2010 21:41:23 GMT -5
Granted, now you room in a prison cell with a burly man by the name of "Jojo". There are no basketballs in there.
I wish my mind hadn't added perverse images to that.
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Post by madf0x on Jun 7, 2010 21:59:16 GMT -5
Granted, but now your mind has perverse sound from it.
I wish you didnt think that kind of perverse thoughts about myself.
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Post by Feather on Jun 7, 2010 23:04:49 GMT -5
Granted, but now Bob does.
I wish I didn't know Bob.
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Post by Fiuth on Jun 15, 2010 21:56:16 GMT -5
Granted: but because of your bobnesia you forget that he's a highly trained killer with the temper of a 4 year old, and because you forgot about him, he kidnaps you and takes you to an abandoned warehouse an tortures you for the next day watching infomercials and badly made Soap operas. You die because of all that bad tv.
I wish that I wasn't leaving my house already.
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Post by Cadmium [It's a nice view~] on Jun 27, 2010 21:00:51 GMT -5
Granted, but now you are caged in you home.
I wish I could go to the Harry Potter part of Universal.
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Post by Fiuth on Jun 28, 2010 23:01:00 GMT -5
Granted; but some 12 year old with wizardly tendancies transforms you into a juvinile rabit named fuzzywuzzy. Your life is spent in a small cage with pellets and water for food, and little kids poking you to death (literally.)
I wish that I could catch up to my webcomics more quickly
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Post by && r.a.s.h.i.d.a on Jun 29, 2010 11:07:13 GMT -5
Granted, but all your favorite webcomics die, activity wise. =(
I wish I could chop all my hair off this morning, and then have the ability to make it grow back by tonight. (basically wishing I had the ability to make my hair grow faster or slower)
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Post by Orca on Jul 4, 2010 22:18:18 GMT -5
Granted, but it grows back in horrid colors.
I wish I hadn't used the word "horrid".
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Post by hweri on Jul 7, 2010 21:17:07 GMT -5
Granted, you instead use the word 'monstrous' and so turn Lurky's hair into some kind of strangulation tool. Unfortunately; you are the first to go.
I wish that I had beter artistic skills.
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